let’s play “Where’s Wally Bursky” here. 😛
let’s play “Where’s Wally Bursky” here. 😛
saw the following from a friend’s post. something to end your week with a hearty laugh. 🙂
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.
These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across
the country in an annual “Dark and Stormy Night” competition. Here are last year’s winners…..
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
i’m forcing myself, now, to finish what i started. yeah, maybe i won’t be able to actually come back and finish it but at least i could say that i tried coming back and finishing it. or perhaps take the same path but with a different goal or destination. hay…
ah basta! kailangan tong tapusin! i hope that i will be guided well. i pray that this would be the answer…
^yeah, that’s me there, seated! pwede na ba akong model ng course/department namen? hahaha…
basta, tatapusin ko to! aja!!! 😛
just arrived sa office. lunch time na. nag-enroll pa kasi ako. actually, i was just going to check if i as elligible to enroll this sem. miraculously enough, i was! so i decided to go through with my enrollment kahit walang paalam sa opis. “saka na lang ako magpapaliwanag. bahala na si batman,” ‘ka ko.
ngayon, payment na lang kulang. i’ll probably do that next week para konti ang pila. and ngayon nga, dahil sa mabait akong empleyado, magba-blog muna ako! haha… 😀
well, dahil nga (again. ang kulet! oo na! lunch na nga!) lunch time na halos, nag McDo na lang ako kasi nahihiya din naman ako… working lunch na lang muna. ayoko muna mag Chicken at rice kaya nag BigMac ako, with certain reservations.
i used to love the Big Mac when it was, well, BIG. as in you could hardly put it in your mouth and use up a roll of tissue for wiping every part of your face because of the mess you’ll be making trying to eat it! and then after a while, it just got smaller and smaller (to me, at least) and parang di na siya nakakatuwang kainin. i used to say na “if you don’t soil your clothes or any part of your body while eating a Big Mac, it’s not a Big Mac.” and so, i gave up ordering and eating this for a while because it wasn’t the same anymore. the experience was forgettable… until today! 🙂
it’s confirmed, ladies and gentlemen, the Big Mac is back! 😀 and even if i soil my keyboard in the office, i don’t care right now. i can always wipe and clean it. but enjoying the return of this burger is just… *sigh*
you can tell, i’m satisfied right?.
“The Heritage Bells are among the artifacts from the Padre Faura campus.
The bell of 1832 was dedicated to Our Lady of Peace.
The bell of 1932 bears the seal of the Society of Jesus.”
the site of the Heritage Bells monument is inside the AdMU Campus in front of Rizal Library.
has anyone noticed that the logo of MIss Saigon is a helicopter and a woman with a conical straw hat? 😀
i know it’s been a long time since i last wrote anything here. and i guess those who frequent my blog, no matter how small the population, began to get bored of seeing the same old article on the front. of course, those in search of the famous car logos have always been successful with google but those who read my content (again, no matter how scarce) might have just given up on my blog.you might have noticed, too, that i’ve just been posting song lyrics on my blog. yeah, i know it’s a pathetic way of updating a blog without really updating readers and just keep em guessing what you’re feeling or what you’ve been up to lately. *sigh* sorry for that.